end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.

Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.

by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020

Jagermeister stagg

The Jagermeister stagg is named George, in honour of an infamous drunk. George otherwise known as the patron saint of degeneracy was an avid fan of Jagermeister

You guys know about the Jagermeister stagg right

by Monsieur jorge August 21, 2021

Tyler Staggard

Some faggot that plays the guitar

I hate that ‘Tyler Staggard’ kid he’s a faggot.

by Joelfridge April 19, 2022

Exit Stage Left

It is time to leave. To Go. Onward, Forward

Guys, people are throwing beers, exit stage left.

by EricTheRed1313 September 9, 2022

national saige day

national saige day is a day to celebrate your saige! She’s beautiful kind and so funny, she has a crazy boyfriend but you love him too because you love saige! celebrate her and how great she is and don’t forget to tell her how much you love her

national saige day is to celebrate you blonde friend saige who is oh so gorgeous!

by babbygotback57 October 11, 2022

group stage

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009