squatcha

abbreviation for an unusually hairy vagina. Shortened version of Sasquatch.

"Ever since I got off the birth control pill my squatcha has been enormously hairy!"

by Chinchinfoo April 26, 2010

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.

Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting

by germany1967 June 23, 2009

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

Buck Squat

A sex poise where a guy spreads his legs wide past his shoulders and bends his knees slightly at a 45 degree angle to have intercourse in the middle of a room without the support of a wall or couch. A technique used on average sized chicks – if she’s too tall or short, you’re screwed. Afterwards, the guy does a backwards kicking motion like a buck, then returns to the poise and takes a shit in the middle of the room. Not recommended on carpeted floors.

Steve picked up a girl at Starbucks by asking her about the amount of grip on her floors. Picking up on the cue, they went back to her place where Steve performed the Buck Squat maneuver on her. When it was all said and done, he left her enough cash for her to clean her floor.

by Drake Vermouth June 12, 2008

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

Squat Sauce

The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.

Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.

At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!

by GOTS2FIT August 13, 2007