spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on

girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk

by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 May 12, 2011

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 July 01, 2024