spridget

What happens to a mouthful of coffee if someone makes you laugh mid-gulp. The spridget is the spray that comes out of your mouth.

Sarah spridgeted all over Jane's white blouse!

by Greenhead Girl April 16, 2009

Springboard Stevie

When a male is scanted and the force of the trouser's downward motion causes a recoil of the penis.

we gave john a springboard stevie last night, it was hilarious!

by oskar bravo December 13, 2009

Spring Forest Middle School

sluts, fuckboys, druggies, dumb ass teachers, nasty food, attention seeking hoes. bitches who suck dick anywhere. WHORES EVERYWHERE. lil dick ass niggas who beat their meat to anime porn. we're a fucking joke. why are we still a school

You go to Spring Forest Middle School?

i feel bad for you! tell that whore who sucked your dick to let me hit!

by gummyman73 February 12, 2019

Sphixius

the cutest thing you will ever meet. they will love you and make you feel not alone. even being mean to them doesn't affect them, they will just continue to be cute and nice. they are like the nicest person and will never leave you. they are also a big time furry who will say a lot of furry things. literally so cute im dying from cuteness just talking to them.

the Sphixius woke up today.

by whyamiwritingthis March 25, 2022

King Of The Spring

Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees

Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign

by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

spring break

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.

My cousin went off to spring break.

by Kix May 4, 2004