even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

U dey take spread

Meaning of U Dey take spread

Meaning of you Dey take spread

by Bharry. August 16, 2023

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023