speloinking

A term that combines spelunking and boinking. It means anal sex, and it tends to anger your partner when referring to it in this manner.

Hey babe, ready to go speloinking tonight?

by GrimBalthazaar December 26, 2022

Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

splingter

The little springs that are behind doors, so they stop before they hit the wall. I don't care if this isn't what they are actually called, this is the name now.

My cat keeps playing with the splingter and it's hurting my head

by quardishin March 10, 2023

Spline

Another way of saying a heroin needle.

Person A: What are splines attached to again?
Person B: Pretty sure it's something like syringes.

by itstoolateanightformetobehere October 16, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023