total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

Booma-shank

A boomerang and a shank mixed, when thrown it can stab people from far distances and return to the thrower...if it does not get stuck in its prey.

DUDE, I just made a booma-shank and killed my wife.
Awesome!

by Ghetto-Mc-Patrick May 5, 2007

hot shank

When someone farts on you and it leaves a mark.

I was sitting next to Jeff when he leaned over and game me a hot shank. Now I gotta go change my pants.

by jfherring June 2, 2008

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 17, 2016

shankadoodle

1. a gigantic fiasco
2. a Navajo indianboy
3. shaft-master shaft

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

by JIMMY April 11, 2003

shank drive

when a turd wont go down your toilet, forcing you to fist it up the U-Bend

oh shit i just took a phat dump in triangle tits toilet.
just shank drive that mother fucker.

by jeckloose January 20, 2007

shank

a knife, history: from prison a home-made knife

i pulled out my shank on him

by the ELLZ July 2, 2007