Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

by Head cold March 7, 2021

duke depp’s sneeze

a non existent sneeze.

i just wanna see duke depp’s sneeze 😔

by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021

Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Pussy sneeze

Essentially when a girl squirts

Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you

by Expeditionary April 1, 2021

Ukrainian Butt Sneeze

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed

Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!

by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

make that dog sneeze

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing

Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!

by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022