sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

Sneeze

Sneezing just, essentially means complaining and/or being a bratty type about something

1: Ugh, please stop sneezing about this, it’s not a big deal.
2: it’s not something to sneeze about.

by Anxiousglue April 19, 2024

sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm

oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.

by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011

sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.

"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."

by mtccm December 17, 2019

dracula sneeze

when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time

in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"

by BlancoFamily January 15, 2022

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike December 9, 2008