sloth

A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.

Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!

by Sloth November 13, 2002

Slothmonger

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner

Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths

by Ladbible March 17, 2013

Slothin'

When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.

"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"

by SkipsScrambles June 4, 2013

Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly

Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile

by Smelly not July 23, 2020

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.

Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Sloth

To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.

Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.

by pizza tits December 9, 2008