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mrs sloggot

A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"

Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"

Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"

Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"

Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"

"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
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dick slogger

Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.
Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!
by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015
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I was so bored last night me and my dad sling sloged
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The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.
Josh is lost in ass slosh.
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A group of girls who go to music events every weekend even though they cant afford to do so. Slags
State of them lad. They're proper event slags
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posh slosh

posh slosh new generations term for caviar
lets just put that on a cracker posh slosh
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Biggy Slobs

Nasty fat thing that usually does what other people do.
Look that biggy slobs is gay!
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