dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.

someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.

by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023

shmonsole

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.

Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?

by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005

Simonbradshaw

the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.

Oh man I had the worse case of simonbradshaw lastnight.

by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008

Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011