Swifty

A superfan of the Artist Taylor Swift.

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah

That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Shifty

Robert Dillingham University Of Kentucky AKA RobWitDaShifts

John- Wow Rob's voice is so shifty
Chris- Yeas my sweet hot dripping chocolate baby boy Rob is sooo shifty

by IzWitDaShifts October 30, 2023

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

Sityana

A really shy person . Sityana may seem quiet at first but when you really get to know her she is really kind, funny, unique and truly honest. Sityana the type of girl to make you laugh while you’re crying in a way to comfort you. Sityana doesn’t care what people think and will never judge a book by it’s cover.

Girl one: “why is that girl so quiet”
Girl two: “oh you mean Sityana?, she’s really funny when you get to know her”
Girl one:”mhm”

by Justjordan27 November 20, 2023

Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.

Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.

by The Late Brew November 22, 2023

shiftywoop

shifty woop is a shmoopu shep shmalalal looloo

Hi shiftywoop!
Fuck you asshole

by shiftywoop November 25, 2024