Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

a dumbass bitch that lives on the street

You do not want to be Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019

Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

Zedekiah Senior

Zedekiah is a name that has been used throughout history. From the Biblical side or kings in history. In the twentieth century there has been A boy named Zedekiah. He will grow to a man a fierce man a wealthy men. An important man, as said in legend. He will learn of his father Become an infantry fighter, then to a Millionaire His Name Zedekiah Senior or Zman .

Zedekiah Senior Was a great man

by Zedekiah Senior May 1, 2023

Harding Senior High

A school in Saint Paul, Minnesota where fake asian gangsters who pretend to be drug addicts. They get their asses whooped in all sports, especially football. The entire school is filled with dopeheads.

You go to Harding Senior High? Let’s stop talking.

by sorrymomimonurbandictionary November 8, 2019

Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!

Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*

by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021