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Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.
by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021
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senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.
Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.
by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023
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"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.
I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.
by yogator January 6, 2022
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Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!
Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"
by LrDanGA August 13, 2021
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senior lobmeyer

Damn son, that man is a straight Senior Lobmeyer! So much weed fam
by Tee Bee Lee Jee June 2, 2016
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macca senior

Macca Senior is a term used for somebody who likes to hang upside down from trees. The term Macca Senior can also be used when describing somebody who loves host workout classes
I think I’m Turing into Macca Senior. I just love hanging upside down from trees.
by JimmySmith123 April 27, 2024
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Senior

A man who has no girlfriend and sleeps all day. He wakes up at 9 pm and plays loud music and makes his neighbors hate him. He never cleans his house and always make other people do it for him. They are usually compatible with Kevins.
by SeniorsHairyA$$ November 3, 2021
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