Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020

schlongagangflaung

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

Schlong

It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong

Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"

Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"

by random_masterbater December 1, 2020

Schlangender

Schlangender is a gender identity where the person who identifies as it commonly used multiple pronouns but have no idea what they identify as other than schlangender. Also, almost all of them watch or have watched series and things related to popular YouTuber Jschlatt.

Bob: hey dude, did you know that Micheal now identifies as Schlangender?
Marc: what
Micheal: schlagg lmao

by that one peanutist December 2, 2020

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020

Schlang

To be well endowed and proud of it. Sometimes bothersome.

They don’t complain when they find out I’m schlanging. Just ask your friend. She know.

by Jefries December 19, 2020