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starfish

A man or woman spreading his or her arms wide to five men giving two handobs, two footjobs, and a blowjob.
I was with these 5 guys and I gave them a starfish.
by Baby February 28, 2017
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STARFUCKS

The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021
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