Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018

weston roach

tall person who is of the lgbtq community

he is a weston roach fr

by namernam May 1, 2024

roach pussy

when your girl's pussy so foul a roach takes up residence inside and strolls right tf out when you're going down on her.

damn, son, that chick got roach pussy. fucker walked out and onto my lip and shit.

by thierryblatchkeld October 29, 2023

Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D

VSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is aiSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

by deathbringer destroyer of w04l May 31, 2023

Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.

Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!

by psuedonym jones April 1, 2021

Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019