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roof ratchet 

This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.

She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!

But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."

"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."

"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
roof ratchet by WoWthisGuyReally August 31, 2022
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Victim's Ratchet 

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

Phineas T. Ratchet 

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
Phineas T. Ratchet by clotpole October 12, 2021

redneck ratchet 

A male or female redneck who acts ghetto.
That redneck was acting so ghetto. He's a redneck ratchet.
redneck ratchet by DPorterLA August 5, 2012

Classy Ratchet 

When someone dresses classy but acts ratchet or in reverse. Classy people usually admire these people, but they commonly hang out with ratchet people.
"I saw Abby's skirt today it was really classy"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"
Classy Ratchet by MaxPorter September 9, 2014

White Ratchet 

A white gurl or woman from any country who hangs out with Black people most or all the time. Also she acts ghetto by doing things such as twerking, rashing, dressing, and even talking black.
Parent: So I heard.
Girl: Heard what?
Parent: U just broke up with your 14th black boyfriend.
Girl: so...
Parent: So, U a White Ratchet

classy ass ratchet bitch

a ratchet female but you won’t know she’s ratchet until you hang out and party with her other than that she keeps it classy with her long ass ghetto weaves, long ratchet ass nails, and keep a glock 26 in her purse. she is classified as a “loyal wifey type” most definitely a rider that’s what makes her a classy ass ratchet bitch
damn he’s married to a classy ass ratchet bitch. i want one! i know she a rider she’s very classy in public but i know she will get ratchet and buss a nigga in his ass about her man. now that’s a real rider!