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potatoe

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
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Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass
Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading
by .Avocado July 20, 2010
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Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
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Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday
by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014
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potato cannons

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"
by KP July 14, 2004
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Potato Sacked

When you get teabaged by a person with gigantic testicles.
Holy shit! car accident?
No..got potato sacked...
by Diego the beast November 21, 2007
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