face!porn

Ejaculation facial.

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn

by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022

Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!

by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

Porn address

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.

Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.

by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Christian porn

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.

I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.

by pandeism October 1, 2010

Midget Porn

Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.

I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'

by CornershopMen August 18, 2018