poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

Poker - 15

A short haired (ginger) boy, who seems to think he owns the place... strolling round the place with his collar popped. His favourite phrase: "Oh my lord". he is famous for his crush on a little miss rynog (location - somewhere in the jungle). another point of major embarresment is when he was chosen last a chelsea football course. Happy days!

"Poker, can u leave, i cant sleep with you in this room, your giving of a glow."

"Rynog room is down the hall"
G...G...G...G-UNIT!

by mini waz April 28, 2005

Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

by Katie March 30, 2004

poker

Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.

"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."

by Ceejay29x May 1, 2008

poeroic

A heroic attempt (esp. by unskilled poets) to write a poem.

That piece you wrote on eating grasshoppers was rythmically unsound, but poeroic.

Well, that was a poeroic attempt.

by Gavin Schultz March 11, 2005

poerda

The act of fisting a european womans anus.

"Woah, robin totally poerda'd that bitch!"

by Spunkmuffin December 3, 2009

pokereference

Using things from pokemon in regular conversation to illustrate a point. It's a form of figurative language and can take really any form; personification, simile, metaphor, etc.

(metaphorical pokereference)

person 1: "instead of winging it youre gonna....steel wing it"
person 2: "geography may actually be a rock type"

by Mustache Fiend December 14, 2010