Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012

Latitudinal Poonal Drift

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

poon grinch

the guy at a party who takes two or more girls into the basement, bathroom etc. and subsequently steals all the poon and laves the rest of the party to be a complete and utter sausage fest.

1. "man that guy took three fucking girls now there is none left"
"I know that guy is such a poon grinch"

by blankityblank_00 January 20, 2009

Kevorka Polonaise

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008