iron man (paintball)

a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)

Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?

Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.

by pancakejoe January 1, 2009

finger painting

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.

1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?

by Vanessa&David Inc. January 22, 2004

Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.

You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

paintball

A sport in which two teams compete for two main objetives, the hanging of the flag or the elimination of the opposing team.
Airsoft and Paintball are just fine, dont get pissed off just because some guy said that pball / airsfot is gay, who cares anyway.

And for the army people, some of the people are not old enough to join in the military, but when age reaches they will have too. It is mandatory, and if they dont, they will be recognized as pussies so it does not matter anyway.

Paintball and Airsoft are cool.

by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard March 22, 2004

catch paint

a way to tell someone you want to fight them; "let's fight."

"catch paint, nigga"

by mike wesley July 8, 2006

painted

A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.

Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted

by Smee07 December 29, 2007

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004