Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

punch perm

a fancy hairstyle as worn by Japanese punks. - Details unknown.

Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.

by gorry January 13, 2014

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

National Perm Head Day

a day to make fun of the perm headed fucks

Imagine having a perm.. Oh a national perm head day

by Maariposla August 2, 2021

Pervert perm fucks

literary every middle school skater kid.

"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."

by 609897 November 28, 2022