Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009

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Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

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pencil

this is the kind og graffiti pen you use on a piece of paper. if the graffitipen does not color off anymore you need to sharpen it using a big sharpener.

That pencil i amazing, where did you get it?

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020

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pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

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The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.

Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*

by lesbiandad May 14, 2018

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