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Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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Ice Palace Jam

Fill a small baloon with a drink of your choice, freeze it. Insert it into the rectum with the tied end exposed. Have vaginal sex with the woman ontop. Usually preceeds a Surprise Spring.

After intercourse, or during, when the iced drink has melted, pierce a hole in the exposed part of the balloon and the guy/girl drinks the fluid that "springs" from the anus.
I enjoyed playing in my girl's" Ice Palace Jam" last night, but particularly enjoyed the "Surprise Spring" I drank out of her ass!
by Lite Beer December 2, 2022
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mega's palace

Don't fuss! Mega's palace has puss for less!
by h00chymama January 14, 2009
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Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
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Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.
What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.
by Cjepson August 8, 2019
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Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.
I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.
by Jas-ist May 10, 2021
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I’ll take a Pasadena

When playing cards or being served something that one doesn’t wish. Reply. ‘I‘ll take a Pasadena on that’.
I’ll take a Pasadena on that, means the same as pass.

Instead of just a pass, one would say this.

I’m good with my hand. I’ll take a Pasadena.

No thanks, I’ll take a Pasadena on the ‘Do it yourself Appendectomy Kit’!
by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023
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