pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

pencil pervert

Slang for a homosexual

Girl 1: Isn’t Jon so hot?
Girl 2: Yeah, too bad he’s a pencil pervert.

by Hun7ea September 16, 2022

Pencil

Analism Contraction used for Analing and thrusting in and out of the anus until shat on

Person 1: Koen used his pencil so strong on me
Person 2: Oh really?, does it feel good?
Person 1: Very, I love the way he sticks it all the way up me

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

Pencil

Paper

I am a Pencil

by Braaaapstututututu June 7, 2022

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.

by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018