soft touch

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending

My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!

by ginneed June 7, 2011

Soft Tug

Tugging on your flacid penis as if you were masturbating.

Dude I was on ChatRoulette last night. I swear there were like 70 dudes soft tugging for every girl that skipped me.

by HeWhoTrollsOmegle October 25, 2010

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

soft tears

The tears you shed between not crying and sobbing - silently crying. Not very intensely.

I was binge-watching Grey's but I had to stop cause every other episode I would cry soft tears.

by WhiteBokChoy June 27, 2016

soft fart

A fart which comes out the anus which has no sound,like a blow of air from your ass (Generally Smelly)

John: Oh man i just left a soft fart
Peter: *faints*

by TheKingIsHere234 June 8, 2016

Are you soft

Meaning is your dick soft or hard

Martha: are you soft?
Lewis: what? No?

Martha: 💀😂 so you’re hard then?
Lewis: ohhhhhh

by Yolo123jokes69 March 5, 2020

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006