you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

High T Count

A real man who shows a high amount of muscular characteristics.

A man does 100 pushups without stopping. "He must have a high T Count."

by Testosteronee February 26, 2025

t ig count

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.

Everyone can use t ig counts

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

Its The Count!

(Its The Count!) is a term often used by members from MoneyCountMafia (MCM) a collective founded by Houdini B Hunnas in Chicago, Illinois.

The term is often used by rappers Houdini B Hunnas, MCM Tero, MCM miLO and 6lockBoy

YKTVS Its The Count!

by user074456 January 16, 2022

Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020