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Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
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thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.
Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night
by clapbackjack May 3, 2022
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Night Reading

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
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ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020
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night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.
Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019
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coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.
Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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Shit Night

Partaking in a night out inhabiting 2 Long Meadow Way. Resulting in a fucking abysmal night.
by Munktus August 17, 2020
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