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by but I need it May 13, 2015
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needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.
by anon October 27, 2004
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needlebutt

1. n - someone whose ass is so tight that you could not remove a sewing needle from it from with a pair of pliers.
2. n - in other words, a tightass.
That soccer mom is such a needlebutt.
by Jesus Hong August 24, 2006
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we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
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Need a Frosty

v. - To be grouchy enough to warrant a walk to the nearest Wendy's and have your friends buy you a Frosty in an attempt to help you feel better. Usually displayed by pouty chipmunk cheeks.
Look at Nick's pouty chipmunk cheeks. He's gonna need a Frosty after the football game.
by YAMuffin October 19, 2005
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needle stuck in a groove

a person who acts like a broken record, asks the same questions over and over again, and just acts retarded.
Tyler is such a needle stuck in a groove.
by Graham Owen December 26, 2006
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Needy Gonzales

Originates from the term we all know "Speedy Gonzales" - but is tweaked to the term "Needy Gonzales" and meant to describe those people we work with, are friends with or related to that seem to need more validation than they can ever get. They either over post on facebook, twitter, etc, the stupid boring things they are doing at all times, or, make you feel uncomfortable by how sensitive they are in meaningless everyday conversations. They are a step beyond being just douchey. They are uber needy. Therefore they can be described as "Needy Gonzales". Can be abbreviated to "Needy G".
"Well I try not to post all my vacation photos on facebook, cuz it makes you look like a Needy Gonzales", aka Needy G.

"He would be cool if he wasn't such a Needy Gonzales."
by Steflepp March 6, 2010
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