Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 14, 2023
by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 18, 2018
"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.
Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021
The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021