moose on a jew

a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".

he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!

by LimpingPsycho December 08, 2008

moose eye

Another one of the thousands if not tens of thousands of synonyms for coochie. See Furburger

That fat Chick is so drunk I think she's ready to give up the moose eye.

by Darby January 23, 2004

Moose Head

When having sex with a partner from behind, and close to orgasm, you tap them on the shoulder. Then put your hands either side of your head, like the antlers of a moose, and scream the words 'MOOSE HEAD!' at the top of your voice with the aim of ejaculation before your partner pulls away.

Gaz: "Hey, Geoff. I did 'Moose Head' with your sister last night. She loved it!"

Geoff: "Damn you!"

by GrinGaz March 10, 2010

moose hunting

Going out for the sole purpose of getting fat nasty women

yo do you want to go out with matt and greg to go moose hunting

by greg jones December 03, 2003

Moose Face

Moose Face: 1.Someone uncomprehendable or annoying/frustrating, one who is being mean or angry/hateful.

Damn dude my mom was being a Moose Face last night.

by Ronald Brewster November 06, 2008

Moose Daddy

A very tall white male with long thick hair, a decent built, has a decent amount of body hair, and daddy as fuck

Girl 1: that big ass dude is your man?
Girl 2: yea girl, thats my moose daddy

by FatherMoose September 26, 2017

loose moose

When you are doing a 69, someone farts and has minor leakage.

They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.

by Vanessa February 28, 2005