monteen

Monteen is a wonderful girl who will rock your world in public, and private. She is smart, funny, and kind. If you meet a Monteen don't let her go, she is a great friend and a great girlfriend!

Girl 1: OMG! Derek broke up with me!
Girl 2: Go talk to Monteen, she can help!

by qwertyuuuuuu January 18, 2018

Montel

When you let one rip during or immediately following ejaculation.

While I was smashing with your mom, I monteled so hard.

by Aererea March 7, 2020

Ava Monte

Mother fucking pussy

God she’s such a ava monte

by Alex MacLeod May 23, 2019

Irish Institute Of Monterrey

Best school in Mexico, better than any one. Rich people, millionaire students of San Pedro. They make the best bussiness men. Richest school in the world.

He is rich, and millionaire. He might probably studed in the Irish Institute of Monterrey.

by uddef November 11, 2016

Montgomery

A precarious or problematic situation.

"How are we gonna get ourselves out of this Montgomery?"
"That was a real Momtomery of a test"

by NutSnack March 4, 2016

mondeo st270

Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.

GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?

Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.

GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 3, 2016