The Sunday Method

doing a huge assignment or all your work on the last day before the due date.

Hey, are you done the assignment?

No, I'm going to do the Sunday method.

by bruddapilot April 14, 2025

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

method

noun / verb / adjective / everything

A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.

Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.

“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”

“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”

“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”

“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”

“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”

“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”

by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025