messinger

A complete waste of life; A hack. A follower who tries to lead others down a path of self promotion.

Mike completely fouled up the opportunity, pulled a classic messinger.

by squarebob January 30, 2024

Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed

That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.

by ARHester January 10, 2024

dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

by Southern Bella February 06, 2020

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

Firework mess

Firework can cause loads of damage to hands

Don't go to aldi as you'll be in a firework mess

by Sillybilly347 November 01, 2020

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 07, 2017

Hot mess

Me

I’m a hot mess today

by Pieceofgarbage1865 April 29, 2021