melon cock 

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

melon cock by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

melonkoover 

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

melonkoover by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017

MelonClimber

Hypebeast with a 15 inch inside your gf, way sexier than GanCheeHeng.

MelonClimber 360 no scoped LTGen Reinhard in. the. balls.

MelonClimber by Savage wolfie August 10, 2017

Meloncorn

A meloncorn is a watermelon with the features of a unicorn, including the horn, a mane, a tail, hooves, eyes, and nose. It is not a real life animal, and it can fly, even though it has no wings.

The meloncorn flew over the stars.

Meloncorn by melon67 September 6, 2017

Melontisous 

When you or someone you know is addicted to talking about the pills or medication they take. If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.

If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.

Melontisous by Arecacae palm tree September 25, 2017

melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.

Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.

melonjolly by Rookie V. November 9, 2017

Melnyah 

The real definition of a boss ass bitch! She is dumb smart and athletic, she also loves to cheer and dance. Everybody likes her and she is very popular, but their is that certain group of people who don’t like her but she doesn’t give a fuck. She is also the best girlfriend ever so don’t loose her because you will just crawl right back.

Melnyah is a boss ass bitch!

Melnyah by Facts ! May 13, 2018