Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

by Fasters December 5, 2022

Math daddy

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Math daddy is Cutshall

by Sup fudg November 15, 2021

Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

Math in the Dark

When problem solving with the lights off could help trigger your imaginary thinking, which could be a catalyst to experiencing that aha! moment in producing a creative or elegant solution to a wicked math problem.

Guesstimate many math educators worldwide could get their imaginations light up if they decided to do math in the dark—when darkness triggers their intuition for that long-awaited lateral solution.

by MathPlus October 12, 2021

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

IXL math

IXL Math is a website labeled as a "game," if you click this website "thinking it's a game" you are very wrong, IXL Math is a actually a "suffering simulator" considering the repetitive annoying math questions you are asked to solve, it's crappy, pointless prizes, the the amount of hours sitting at your desk pulling your hair out, crying, having a butt ache, and having severe migraines, it's useless explanations and it's terrible point system, more than math IXL teaches you that you are useless and that you will never amount to anything in life, fun fact!: also contains adhd, ptsd, trauma, did, add, depression, anxiety, and self mental abuse and torture, and it all costs a buttload of cash every month, this website is a scam, i've already warned you, well have "fun"

IXL Math- "Practice that feels like play!"
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"

Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"

Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!

by Thatonecreepyidiot00000 March 31, 2022