apple macintosser

an apple/ipod user who belives that apple products are better than any other product.

often have a superior attitude to other people, thinking they are been different and stylish with no regards to that fact they are just another lable obcessed consumer....

"since dave got his ipod hes become a complete apple macintosser"

"that company is full of apple macintossers...."

by betamax December 29, 2004

Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004

perpetual blowjob machine

When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.

Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."

by Pat did it September 20, 2010

skeet machine

A machine that skeets a person, a macine that causes a person to ejaculate. Why does a person need a skeet machine? the answer is simple: the averaage person spends $1000 a year in ho, or prostitute fees ($5000 in Navada and $10,000 in the city of Las Vegas), the purpose of the skeet machine is to eliminate these huge costs. The skeet machine costing only 250 dollars will pay for itself in only 3 months. How does it work?: Unlike the old skeet machines that used a high speed kneeding and vibrating action, the skeet machine 9000 sends mild electrical impulses to the brain, penis, and balls that work together to create over 100 Skeets Per Minute or (SPM) improving on the old skeet machines by 200% and improving on the ho by almost 1500%. How does it feel? Here are some testimonials: "it's...I mean yea- yea-, it's- oh yea" "I love it... I mean look I've been able to fill up three soda bottles just today" "I haven't left ma house in days I just sit in my house all day and all night skeeting, I lost ma job, I cant pay ma rent I being evicted tomarow- but I dont care- THANKS SKEET MACHINE" Great features: skeet hose so you can skeet all over yer bitch (though why would you need one), a skeet straw so you can drink yer skeet, and three extra large skeet collector bottles so you can "SAVE THE SKEET". Warranty: comes with a 10,000 skeet full refund waranty.

Oh no, I have to skeet but I dont have a ho or hands- But wait I have a skeet machine :).

Ho: these damn skeet machines are putting me out of biuseness.

by skeetastic April 23, 2006

Machina

The name given to any machine in Spira by the Yevon Clergy. Most machina are offensive weapons, a perfect example being the colossus Vegnagun, created 1000 years ago. Nowadays, there is a difference between machina and machines. Machines are custom made, often from old or scrapped machina parts. Machina are any mechanical device used by Yevon or New Yevon.

Machina were once forbidden by Yevon, who even defied their own teachings against it!

by Craig Mitchell March 2, 2004

fuck machine

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.

1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.

by Lunch box July 18, 2004

Facebook Machine

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone

Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.

by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010