when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.
after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.
how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
by Leebs March 29, 2007
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1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
by DVBE July 11, 2011
Get the your teeth are locked the fuck up mug.This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.
-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
by valet6969 October 9, 2011
Get the lip locked mug.1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
Get the Jake Locker mug."I felt bad for Jenny the other day. She was locked out (of her car) for two hours."
"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"
"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"
by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013
Get the Locked out mug.(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005
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