lazy eye

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

i had lazy eye when i took a piss

by josh holmes October 21, 2006

lazy susan

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

by Henry Wallabe May 27, 2005

Lazy Susan

A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.

A Lazy Susan is also good for table top sex. Give her a spin !

by EOP165 July 19, 2011

Lazy Susan

Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.

I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.

by Burrito Mandingo May 18, 2009

Lazy Susan

When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge

I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan

by DickThickett9er February 26, 2009

Lazy susan

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.

Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.

by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017

lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

by cregg go hard March 9, 2010