Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.

Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance

by tuhmayto June 21, 2019

green lantern

When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.

Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!

by Cardiac kid July 18, 2016

Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.

1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad

by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008

Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.

Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.

by that omaha guy July 27, 2021

langerback

A thicko, stupid retard.......

christ yer man is a right langerback

by shackles December 25, 2003

Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)

I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.

by WahDahTah September 25, 2010

lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern

thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.

by bubba1970 December 22, 2010