lainey

lainey are literally the ugliest people in the world. they are such hoes and will do anything to please a guy. they have such flat ass and their faces look like sewer rats. and they fake depression.

lainey is so flat, how could anyone date her.

by maddy5294 July 15, 2019

lanced

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

by Blunt252 May 17, 2006

lance

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down

"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation

by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

Lancer

A Lancer is someone who takes themselves way too seriously in spots. Such as a bicyclist who wears the tight shorts, the unitard or whatever. Usually there are some sponsorship tight t-shirts involved. All evoking the uber-bicyclist Lance Armstrong and basically looking like they would feel more comfortable in Chelsea or the Castro.

A Lancer wears spandex or unitards like lance armstrong and enjoys sponsors

by LuckyOldMan February 4, 2012

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe November 12, 2008

lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018