Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

kobe

Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.

"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".

by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017

Kobe

That pretty motha-fucka

Aye there go kobe

by ¿‽? June 23, 2023

Kobe

The GOAT

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT

by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020

kobe nguyen

Kobe is a well-natured guy who’s very considerate towards one’s feelings. He has an outgoing atmosphere about him that puts people at ease, he makes u feel secure. He is very loyal and trustworthy as well to those he cares about. kobe also comes with looks like the hair, facial features, body, and charismatic smile. he’s smo you’d never forget in a lifetime and would regret losing if you ever unfortunately do. Merp alert

Kobe Nguyen you’re so handsome!

by kobeko November 22, 2023

For Kobe

When you throw something and say for Kobe you are honoring him in your shot.
Yelling it also increases your aim

*Holding a piece of trash*
*Aims for the trash can*
FOR KOBE! *throws the paper*
*paper lands in the can*

by The_lord_Cthulhu January 30, 2020

Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night

DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH

by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025