Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.

Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!

by KobeShot March 17, 2015

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket

*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids

Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer

by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021

Kobe

To throw with great precision. Not to be confused with Yeet.

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!

by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019

kobe

damn

shoot basket. yell kobe. start crying

by FoRtNiTeIsAgOoDgAmE January 29, 2020