Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'
"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
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Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
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Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.
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