Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006

Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

Hellen Keller

When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.

Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.

by robert and connor February 3, 2008

Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






whatahoe

helen keller is a hoe

by chelleandkii October 18, 2008