matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Ben keena

Ben keena is a slickback maestro

Ben keena:ah ya fucking bastard ya

by Buggybrownson October 18, 2019

Ben keena

Ben keena is a slickback maestro and will ask you for sweets everyone you have some

Ben keena:ah ya fucking bastard ya

by Buggybrownson October 18, 2019

Ben keena

Ben keena is a slickback maestro and will ask you for sweets everytime you have them

Ben keena:ah ya fucking bastard ya

by Buggybrownson October 18, 2019

Eve Keeney

a very hot and sophisticated woman who wears glasses.

Hello

A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.

"Omg! Eve Keeney is so handsome" - Said by Julissa Gonzales.

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Pulling a Keeno

Bailing on your mates using a shit excuse.

Im pulling a keeno: Using "Sorry i cant make it i have my mums birthday" 5 times in the same year.

by Craig2222 May 3, 2016