jasonette

A jasonette is a large bassinet, similar to a hammock, specifically for Jason to perform the activities that he sees fit.

A jasonette is a wonderful place to sleep and eat canned cheeseburgers.

Oh shit! I fell out of my jasonette!

by jasonschlueter April 7, 2008

Jason Ampleford

The greasiest kid to ever live. They say he stole 16 laptops by squeazing through a 2 inch hole with his grease. He's also a squeaky midget. And also ugly. And a tramp.

1st person: look at that greasy ugly kid
2nd person: yeah hes a proper jason ampleford

by cheeseonchode May 30, 2011

Jason

His brothers a chief

Jason said, “you know that my brothers a chief, right?”

by Little pat January 28, 2019

Jason Momoa

Having a tangy smelling unkempt gooch. (The area between the male scrotum and anus)

That guy I hooked up with last week had a terrible Jason Momoa. It smelt like sweet and sour sauce from Mc Donald’s.

by GioJosephCarl May 6, 2019

Jason

Jason's tend to fall in love with the best. Like, Kristina's. People with the name Jason will do anything to get the other person happy. They love Kristina and they will never stop. Ever.

"Whose that couple dating?"
"Oh that's just Jason and Kristina!"

by Hiii0330 September 18, 2011

Jason

A loner. Usually a sad individual that drinks in excess. More than likely suffers from PPD or otherwise known as paranoid personality disorder. If not treated early, later in life can turn into full blown schizophrenia. Don't ever trust a Jason to go through on any promise. They are also compulsive liars.

Did you hear about Mark?

Ah, who cares...he was such a Jason.

by GoatRipper August 22, 2011

Jason

Jason - An intelligent guy with no heart.

Jason is a sociopath,stay out of his way you will only get burned..

by thatgirlwhoknowsyouwell December 27, 2013