A jessiefail is similar to an "epic fail". But, epic fail is all worn out and overrated. Jessiefail is the new "epic fail". It means to fail hugely and immensly.
Girl 1: I just saw this kid fall in the lunchroom and spill his lunch all over his pants!
Girl 2: hahahha, what a jessiefail!
Girl 2: hahahha, what a jessiefail!
by Jacq333 May 14, 2009
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Get the Jessica mug.Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008
Get the Jessicaism mug.one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
by me777 September 14, 2006
Get the jessica simpson mug."Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"
by LOL guess? December 3, 2011
Get the Jessica mug.Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
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